From its introduction in the 1950s with Gorgeous George to its rise in prominence in the 1980s with the Freebirds and the America the rock band song for Hulk Hogan, music is an integral part of professional wrestling.
But music isn’t just for wrestlers, it’s also for shows about wrestling. Wrestling show themes used to be available in many different styles…as long as that style was “Channel 6 News Now”. Seriously, every show from the 1980s, from the WWF to whatever show the NWA was promoting, had the same kind of theme that reminded you of a news program or a sporting event special presentation. And that’s not to say this was bad, it did what it was designed to do. The songs were either produced in house or licensed from a non-descript company who made themes like this.
This sound of wrestling show music would change over the years, but the methods wouldn’t. They may have went from 80s News Desk to Mediocre Rock Instrumental, but the production methods, especially in the WWF, didn’t change one bit. One could look at the theme for WWF Mania, Superstars, or even Monday Night Raw to see what I’m talking about.
Then around the mid 90s, something started to change. Instead of relying solely on non-descript instrumental rock, wrestling shows started sounding different. RAW had a theme that was actually performed by a band. A band we could see. And it had lyrics. No one could quite understand what they were saying, but they were definitely saying something. Now WCW shows kept their usual themes and, even though it was produced in house, Nitro’s theme was pretty awesome. Of course this was done by ECW years before as their syndicated Hardcore TV had been using songs from Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie, and others for the show’s theme.
But this was different when the “mainstream” promotions started doing this. And it started a pattern that continues to this very day. This would continue with WWE show themes, from RAW to SmackDown to “ECW” to NXT using real songs for their themes, with mixed results. Some songs lend themselves well to the show they’re introducing, others…not so much. So with that in mind, here’s the Bottom 5 Worst Show Themes as chosen by me.
5. “Slamhead” (Shotgun Saturday Night 1999)
Shotgun Saturday Night started out as a unique show for the WWF, a wrestling show held late on Saturday night in non-traditional venues around New York City. From train stations to night clubs, Shotgun promised to be a different style of wrestling show under the WWF umbrella. And for a while, it was just that. But then, the WWF did what they often do with a unique concepts: they ruined it. By 1999, Shotgun was just another C level syndicated show they taped before or after RAW. Same ring, same crowd, same everything. Perhaps to fit this underwhelming show, they gave it an equally underwhelming theme.
If you don’t see what I’m saying, listen to the song again. It’s just so….blah. Now this was during a transition time in the business as the mixture between actual songs and in studio music was still in tact, so I’m giving it a little bit of a break. While RAW had an actual band playing “Thorn In Your Eye”, Nitro had a very much in studio theme (which was still awesome…until they changed it), which is why this theme is so low on the list. It’s not a bad song, it’s just boring.
What is it really?
It’s a theme that works better for a WCW job guy. Here’s a clip of a WCW jobber (a pre-flock Billy Kidman) on Nitro where I used “Slamhead” instead of the original theme. You tell me I’m wrong.
4. “This Life”By CFO$/Dylan Owen (SmackDown 2014-2015)
CFO$, who got their name when the lead singer slammed his head on a keyboard trying to make a online banking password, are the new in house theme music composers. Of course by “new”, I mean they’ve been around long enough to write at least a few stinkers. Which brings me to “This Life”, their theme for SmackDown which was used between 2014 and 2015. It’s more like a “real song”, something you could hear on the radio or in a club, that’s for sure. But it’s not a real wrestling theme.
Something about a good wrestling theme is that it gets you hyped for the show, it gets you excited for what you’re about to see. But it also has something related to the program you’re about to see. That’s where this theme fails. It sounds alright, and on it’s own, it might have gotten some radio play, but it has nothing to do with wrestling. The lyrics are generalized to the point of literally saying “this is the life I chose”. What life? The music life? Acting? Professional baseball? The song could literally be played on a promo for pretty much anything and be just as relevant. Is it a bad song? No. In a way, it’s kinda catchy. But it’s not a theme that reminds me wrestling is on. And that’s its biggest problem.
What is it really?
As I said, it could be used anywhere from a promotional video for NBA playoffs to an episode of Empire. It’s just general enough to fit any genre. Good for CFO$, bad for wrestling.
3)”Adrenaline” (WCW Nitro 1999-2001)
Remember when I said Nitro had a great theme? Well they did…until April 1999. That’s when someone in the revolving door that was WCW management got the bright idea to replace the old Nitro theme (“Mean Streets”) with…this
Yeah…that’s a song, technically. This song is called “Adrenaline” and with a name that exciting, you know it’s gonna be an instant classic. Except that it wasn’t. It was just a generic song. I wish I could formulate some kind of cruel, bone-cutting insult for this song, but it doesn’t really warrant it. It’s just a generic song WCW put in place as part of their re-brand, along with the “bird $#%” logo and the Nitro stage people couldn’t stop slipping on. The worst part? This would be the theme from April 1999 until the very last episode in March of 2001. Yup, this theme, if you can call it that, was what you heard at the beginning of Nitro for almost 2 years. I mean, WCW was a sinking ship that was also on fire whose captain was punching “speed holes” into the hull during this time, but that doesn’t excuse this unimaginative theme more fitting for a Dennis Rodman direct to video action movie.
What is it really?
The theme for a Dennis Rodman action movie. Don’t you pay attention to what you read? That.