Because they insist on doing this show anyway, it’s Too Long Didn’t Watch WrestleMania (part 1).
- The difference between the Kickoff Show and the actual show is…pass
Seriously, no idea
- The formerly crazy Scottswoman and the former mean girl beat the Kabuki girls
- Elias actually has a match at WrestleMania and beats Baron Corbin.
Pictured with all the fans in attendance
- No one cared.
- Becky Lynch beats the vampire.
- The Sami Zayn-Daniel Bryan match almost had enough run ins to legally shut down the show
- The tag titles were defended in a three way singles match because reasons
Kofi Kingston’s hair brought to you by Silly String
- Mojo Rawley wins a belt because we haven’t suffered enough.
- Kevin Owens about kills himself in front of no audience. Just like everyone on Impact.
Walking away not guaranteed
- 4 spears, 4 powerslams, Braun Strowman beat up an old man.
- The Undertaker and AJ Styles star in a short movie about magic and burying people alive.
This for 15 minutes
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